All I ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

Even if you don't have the answer, you certainly have to admire the problem.

I wasn't sleeping, I was testing the keyboard for drool resistence.

I'm doing a little thing called work. You should try it sometime.

I'm working right now... but next time I decide to procrastinate, I'll get back to you.

If a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind, what does a empty desk mean?

If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

Not available, working... At least that's what my boss thinks.

Talent does what it can. Genius does what it must. I do what I get paid for.

The boss is behind me, so don't IM me unless you have a compliment about me.

Work is so interesting. I could stare at it all day long.

Working; the millions of people on welfare are depending on me.

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All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday 4% Friday.

I don't care how bad I feel, when I go to work I make sure I give it my all! Never any less than 12%!

I have this thing called a job...

I keep thinking about quiting this job and going back to school, but then I remember how easy my job is.

I'm at that place that they call "work." I guess I'm supposed to be "working" while I'm here.

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Me, asleep on the job? No, I'm just trying to pick up my contact lens without using any hands.

Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow.

Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours!

Work, it ain't easy, and it ain't fun, but it's a lot safer than holding up a liquor store.

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A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.

All work and no play means that I am making lots and lots of money.

Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong ten times gives you job security.

Hard work may not kill you, but why take chances?

I fell asleep while doing work. If your my boss that's code for I'm working so hard that my head hurts.

I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

Sorry, but I am at an evil place where they are holding my paycheck hostage and I won't receive it unless I do what they tell me to do.

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20 percent boys of the world have brains, rest have girlfriends.

A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of bad girls.

Don't worry if you're still single. God is looking at you right now saying, Im saving this girl for someone special.

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

Having Wife is a part of living But having Girlfriend along with Wife is a art of living.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl's smile. Would you smile for me today?

If she catches me staring, at least I will know she was looking back.

If two past lovers can remain friends, its either they are still in love, or never were.

Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks.

Never go back to your EX. It's like reading the same book again and again when you know how the story ends.

Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.

A boy will never forget the girl he couldn't have. A girl will never forget the boy she should have had.

Boys are just like bubble gum: Sweet in the beginning but dull at the end.

Dear boys, what is the point of giving a fake hope? Sincerely, Girls

Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

Fellas: The most precious gift you can give a girl is the gift of your time and attention.

I hate boys who will continue to argue with a female. You will never win. Girls keep going until they get the last word, or piss you off.

I wanna be the reason for the smile on your face and that one girl in your life who can never be replaced.

I'm the type of girl that puts on her better smile, her better outfit, and better attitude and shows him what he left behind.

If a boy wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.

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When a girl asks a guy to listen a song, its because the lyrics are all the words she's afraid to say.

When hugging her, lift her off her feet and spin around. she'll love it.

Dear boys, I can make your girlfriend scream louder then you ever will. Sincerely, Spider.

Every time you mistreat a woman, you give up the right to be treated like a man.

Girl's eyes are faster than GOOGLE in searching handsome guy but girl's heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a boy that she loved.

Girls, the second you stop chasing him is the second he'll start chasing you.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

This girl makes me crazy. Her lips are soft like a flower, her eyes are deep like sea. And when she smiles, happiness is unleashed all around.

To ex boyfriend, No, I'm not jealous, I know what she's getting.

Two dangerous weapons in this world! Girl's SMILE and her TEARS! These things make a man to do anything. Agree?

When a girl is quiet and does not talk a word that's when she needs you the most.

When a girl is silent, she's either over thinking, tired of waiting, falling apart, crying inside or all of the above.

You broke my heart into several pieces, Good! Now I can give it to several girls.

Young love is two hearts with only one thing in mind.

If you make a boy laugh, he likes you. But if you can make him cry he loves you.

Im a girl. I overreact. I underestimate. I overestimate. I over think everything. I dream big. And when I say I love you, Im not lying!

Most guys want to be a girl's first. Smart guys want to be her last. Lucky guys get to be both.

My lips are the gun. My smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer.

Okay boys, 'being honest' isn't an excuse to be a douchebag.

Some guys say that natural girls are best, yet when a pouty, fake comes along...they start drooling.

When a girl is in LOVE, you can see it in her smile and when a boy is in LOVE, you can see it in his eyes.

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वो खुद पर गरूर करते है, तो इसमें हैरत की कोई बात नहीं जिन्हें हम चाहते है, वो आम हो ही नहीं सकते.

पढ़ रहा हुं मैं इश्क की किताब अगर बन गया वकील तो बेवफओं की खैर नही…।

तुझे तो हमारी मोहब्बत ने मशहूर कर दिया बेवफ़ा वरना तू सुर्खियों में रहे तेरी इतनी औकात नहीं

हम वफा की दुनिया के बादशाह हे और …हमारी रियासत में बेवफा को मुजरा करने की भी इजाजत नही मिलती,फिर चाहे वो रानी हो या राजकुमारी !

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A boy makes his girl jealous of other woman. A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl.

A girl doesn't need to tell you how she feels. Its written all over the way she behaves when you are around.

Boys are great, Every girl should have one.

Dear boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I`d take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, Girlfriend.

Girls Theory "Listen Half, Understand Quarter, Think Zero React DOUBLE"

Girls are like internet domain names...... The ones I like are already taken.

Girls are like roads more the curves more the dangerous they are.

Girls go from 'I hate boys, they are all the same' to Oh I love him he gonna be my husband' in a week and wonder why they always single...

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are dumb, not blind.

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her and foolish, that she might love him.

Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you're in Heaven.

Guys have no ideas how long something they said can stay in a girl's mind.

I Like to study .... arithmetic, NO .... world history, NO .... chemistry, NO .... GIRLS, YES!!!

I am a girl who needs to stay strong no matter what happens:)

I hate boys who can't treat their girls right, disrespect their mom's, don't want a job and want to smoke to fit in.

I hate boys who think they can get any girl.

I hate boys, most of them don't know how much one word can hurt a girl.

I have learned that it is not what i have in my life but who I have in my life that counts. Good Morning and Have a good day.

Be yourself. People may or may not like you, but it's important that you stay true to who you are..

Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.

Behind every mistake there is always a lesson...

Don't be a fake. Because everyone likes the original.

Learn to appreciate what you have, before time makes you appreciate what you had..

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth.

Money should be used, and people loved, instead money is loved, and people used.

People who gossip with you, most likely gossip about you.

The biggest mistake you'll ever make, are the risks you didn't take.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Best way to deal with haters, Keep calm, and stay classy..

Don't be sad if a person prefers another person over you. Because You can't convince a monkey that honey is sweeter than a banana.

Extraordinary: it is the 'extra' that make us more than ordinary.

Great things never come from comfort zones.

Happiness can't be found when you seek it for yourself, But when you give it to others it finds its way back to you that is the mystery of happiness. It grows when shared.

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try.....

Life doesn't give you what you want. It gives you what you work for.

Life is a festival only to the wise.

Right‬ or ‪Wrong‬ doesn't ‪‎exist‬! When u have a ‪‎CONFIDENCE‬.

Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and start being positive about what could go right.

When you teach your son, you teach your son's son. - The Talmud 

When the past calls, let it go to voice mail.. it's got nothing new to say.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, so don't live in history and don't live in mystery, live for today.

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A female can be your best friend and worst enemy. It all depends on how you treat her.

Don't talk if you don't have any good thing to say.

Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you.

Got to have big hopes before you capture your dreams.

If someone has

Accept that you have lost, but never accept that you have failed.

Busy Life Makes Prayers Harder, But Prayers Make A Hard And Busy Life Easier. So Keep Praying . :)

Don't feel bad if people remember you only when they need you. Feel privileged that you are like a candle that comes to their mind when there is Darkness... :)

Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous. - Chanakya

If others are jealous, you are doing something right.

Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don't need to carry.. Grudges, Sadness, Pain, Fear and Regrets. Life is beautiful, Enjoy it.

Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you'll surely lose the person for lifetime. 

Live the life you love, Love the life you live. The past is the past look forward to the future and live for the present.

Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change.

Our dreams inspire us to live life to the fullest, our sorrows guide us in learning and accepting who we are, wisdom is what we achieve from experiencing both.

People are made to be loved and things are made to be used, But the confusion in this world is that people are used and the things are loved.

Sometimes the right one for you is the one who was there the whole time.

The greatest barrier to success is the fear of failure.

Treat women the same way you would want your daughter to be treated.

We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are.

You can never make the same mistake twice, because the second time you make it, its not a mistake, its a choice..

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something bad to say about you, it's probably because they have nothing good to say about 

A person who never makes mistakes never makes anything.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine.

Don't let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart.

Don't waste your time on a guy that isn't willing to waste his time on you.

Dreams can be real if you see them through your heart and not through your brain.

Happiness comes when you believe in what you are doing, know what you are doing, and love what you are doing.

Life is a lesson you'll learn it when you're through.

Live each day as if your life had just begun.

Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.

Never look back unless you're planning to go that way.

The mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work unless it's open.

When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends.

Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.

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5 things you can't recover in life; 1) A stone after its thrown. 2) A word after its said. 3) An occasion after its missed. 4) Time after its gone. 5) Trust after its lost.

An educated man is one who knows a lot and says nothing about it.

Don't let yourself be controlled by these three things: your past, people, and money.

Don't sacrifice yourself too much, because if you sacrifice too much theres nothing else you can give and nobody will care for you.

Each pain makes you more strong, each betrayal more intelligent, every disappointment more skillful and each experience more wise.

Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present.

Soft speech, clean heart, Peaceful eyes, focused mind and determined decisions always makes you THE WINNER.

The best feeling in the world is realizing you're perfectly happy without the thing you thought you needed the most.

The happiest people in this world are not those who have NO PROBLEM, but those who learn to live with things that are less than PERFECT.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time. But also to leave the wrong thing unsaid at the most tempting Moment.:)

You'll never realize the value of what you have, until what you have is no longer yours themselves.

‎'Discussion Is The Way For Gaining Knowledge' and 'Argument Is The Way For Gaining Enemies.' 

If you educate a man you educate a person, but if you educate a woman you educate a family.

More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them.

Never stop learning, because life never stops teaching.

Respect old people: they graduated highschool without Google or Wikipedia!

Some of the best lessons we ever learn we learn from our mistakes and failures. The error of the past is the wisdom of the future.

Success depends on where intention is. - Gita Bellin

The busy man is never wise and the wise man is never busy.

Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world.

Work eight hours and sleep eight hours and make sure they are not the same eight hours.

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A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

Always do what you want never mind what others say, because if you do it or not people always have something to say.

As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it. - Chanakya

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it.

Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.

If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present.

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

It takes a strong person to say sorry and an even stronger person to forgive.

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

Never take a shortcut in life, take the long route because you pick up more experiences on the way.

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest. - Chanakya

Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.

The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.

The more you know, the less you need to show.

The secret to a rich life is to have more beginnings than endings.

Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching. - Randall G Leighton

You need Power,only when you want to do something harmful, otherwise Love is enough to get everything done. - Charlie Chaplin..

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

To his dog, every man is Napoleon, hence the constant popularity of dogs.

To his dog, every man is Napoleon, hence the constant popularity of dogs.

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.

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मैं कुतिया तेरे आंगन की

बड़े कुत्ते लगते हैं…

कुतियाँ वधु

पवित्र कुतियाँ…

भौंक के आजा…

अफसर कुतिया – D.O.G

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A dog has one aim in life.. to bestow his heart.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

A dog lives in the moment and always hopes for the best.

A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language.

Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children.

Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.

Dogs are my favorite people.

Every dog has his day but the nights are reserved for the cats.

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I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little, they become its visible soul.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

No one in your family will ever be as forgiving of your mistakes as your dog.

Perhaps it is because cats do not live by human patterns, do not fit themselves into prescribed behavior, that they are so united to creative people.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

The more people I meet the more I like my dog.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

Bahot Dinon Se Thi Ye Asmaan Ki Saazish
Aj Puri Hui Unki Khuwahish
Bhig Lo Apno Ko Yad Kr Ke
Mubarak Ho Apko Ye Aaj ki Barish…

Act like rain, carefree. Love like ocean, never ending. Be bright like sun, warming up someone`s day. Have an amazing & blessed day(:

Everybody wants happiness nobody wants pain but you can't have a rainbow without a little rain.

Heavy rain showers remind me of challenges in life. Never ask for a lighter rain. Instead pray for a better umbrella.

Hello rain, your not raining properly. Just thought I'd let you know, so if your gonna rain, can you rain harder with some thunder and lightning? or Go away!

I just want somebody, who kisses me in the rain, holds me tight when I'm sad, and wraps their arms around me when I'm cold.

If I could do anything, it would be to kiss you in the middle of the street, on the rainiest day of the year.

Dark night + Heavy rain + Coldness + Nice blanket = Perfect sleep

Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain.

RAIN!!!! :) I guess my rain dances must have worked. Some people call it stumbling around... I call it rain dancing.

When I was younger I remember watching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it was a race.

Be strong now because things will get better. It might be stormy now but it can't rain forever.

Every heartache will fade away, just like every storm runs out of rain.

It's raining, it's pouring, I should be in bed snoring... I'm going to bed... won't bump my head... so I can get up in the morning!

Love is just something you can't explain, like the look of a rose, the smell of rain, or the feeling of forever.

My dream is to hear rocks hitting the window and see you standing in the rain..

Rainy days are lazy days. Makes you want to watch movies, eat yummy food and do absolutely nothing.

Rainy days are perfect for cuddling up with a warm blanket, my laptop, a good book, the remote and a nice cup of something warm!

Rainy days give people like me a special kind of motivation - the motivation to do absolutely nothing. :P

Sometimes, darkness can be too bright, but sometimes, rain gives you delight.

That awkward moment when you just washed your car, then the rain starts pouring.

Worrying is stupid, it's like walking around with an umbrella waiting for it to rain.

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I like walking in the rain because nobody can see that I am crying...

I love falling asleep in the sound of rain.

I wish I could sit in the rain and let it wash all my worries away.

It's raining, It's pouring. Facebook is boring.

Lets cuddle on a rainy day Watch Old movies and make out .

Say's Fuck me with a pitchfork while I'm running sideways in the rain!

The nicest thing about the rain is that it always stops.

The rain reminds me of you. because it's falling hard and i am too.

life is a storm either you get a umbrella or learn to dance in the rain. 

Summer should get a speeding ticket.

Summer is the season when the air pollution is much warmer.

Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatly..

School is out for the summer! dont worry school, I WON'T miss you at all.

I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?

I wish summer would get pregnant so we'd have 9 months off.

I hope your summer is just like a little box filled with surprises.

Hi.. Jaan.. Nikal rahi hai garmi se..

Having fun in the sun, getting laid in the shade, summer's here..

A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.

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Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an indoor stove

Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand...hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.

Ok summer I'm sorry for bad mouthing you bout being so hot, can you come back?? Its freakin cold!

I spent many a summer early morning with the radio very low, half sleeping and half listening.

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table there nothing wrong with them, but its hard to stop thinking about it.

There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.

That awkward moment when you write a super long, heartfelt note in someones yearbook and they write 'Have a Great Summer!!

Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.

Summer meant watching cartoons all morning, roaming the neighborhood all day and going back home when the streetlights turned on.

It's almost Summer! Time to find out what my friends with swimming pools have been up to since last summer..

I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.

Happy Summer season with Great offers Motay motay machar.. Lots of makhian!

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Kambal aur Razai ko karo Maaf.. Cooler aur AC kar lo saaf

Garmi or bezzati Jitni Mehsoos karoge Utni jyada lagegi

Dear sun, I seriously feel u need to chill a bit.. ! ;)

Dear Garmi.. Plz thori Narmi.. :

Dear ‪‎गर्मी‬ हिम्मत है तो December‬ मे आके दिखा...!

गर्मी‬ तो बोहत पढ़ रही है। फिर भी उनका ‪#‎दिल‬ पिघलने का नाम ही नहीं ले रहा...!

‎सूरज‬ की ‪गरमी‬ से ‪तालाब‬ ‪खाली‬ होता है और‬ हमारी ‪ऐंट्री‬ पर ‎मैदान‬ खाली होता है...!

साला ऐसा लग रहा है, जैसे ‪‎गर्मी‬ नहीं ‪कटटप्पा‬ आ गया हो.... क्योंकी अब तो ‪रजाई‬ वाला season गया अब ‪  ‎mummy-papa‬ के आने पर.!! 

School is out for the summer! don’t worry school, I WON’T miss you at all.

That awkward moment when you write a super long heartfelt note in someones yearbook and they write ‘Have a Great Summer! 

Man and God met somewhere, both exclaimed: “My Creator!”

Murkhansi vada ghalu naye, tyanci sankhya 1 ne vaḍhate!

#murkhashi vaad ghalu naye, tyanchi सांख्य 1 Ne vaadte…