99 Summer Status For Whatsapp, Facebook

Summer should get a speeding ticket.

Summer is the season when the air pollution is much warmer.

Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatly..

School is out for the summer! dont worry school, I WON'T miss you at all.

I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?

I wish summer would get pregnant so we'd have 9 months off.

I hope your summer is just like a little box filled with surprises.

Hi.. Jaan.. Nikal rahi hai garmi se..

Having fun in the sun, getting laid in the shade, summer's here..

A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.

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Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an indoor stove

Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand...hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.

Ok summer I'm sorry for bad mouthing you bout being so hot, can you come back?? Its freakin cold!

I spent many a summer early morning with the radio very low, half sleeping and half listening.

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table there nothing wrong with them, but its hard to stop thinking about it.

There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.

That awkward moment when you write a super long, heartfelt note in someones yearbook and they write 'Have a Great Summer!!

Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.

Summer meant watching cartoons all morning, roaming the neighborhood all day and going back home when the streetlights turned on.

It's almost Summer! Time to find out what my friends with swimming pools have been up to since last summer..

I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.

Happy Summer season with Great offers Motay motay machar.. Lots of makhian!

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Kambal aur Razai ko karo Maaf.. Cooler aur AC kar lo saaf

Garmi or bezzati Jitni Mehsoos karoge Utni jyada lagegi

Dear sun, I seriously feel u need to chill a bit.. ! ;)

Dear Garmi.. Plz thori Narmi.. :

Dear ‪‎गर्मी‬ हिम्मत है तो December‬ मे आके दिखा...!

गर्मी‬ तो बोहत पढ़ रही है। फिर भी उनका ‪#‎दिल‬ पिघलने का नाम ही नहीं ले रहा...!

‎सूरज‬ की ‪गरमी‬ से ‪तालाब‬ ‪खाली‬ होता है और‬ हमारी ‪ऐंट्री‬ पर ‎मैदान‬ खाली होता है...!

साला ऐसा लग रहा है, जैसे ‪‎गर्मी‬ नहीं ‪कटटप्पा‬ आ गया हो.... क्योंकी अब तो ‪रजाई‬ वाला season गया अब ‪  ‎mummy-papa‬ के आने पर.!! 

School is out for the summer! don’t worry school, I WON’T miss you at all.

That awkward moment when you write a super long heartfelt note in someones yearbook and they write ‘Have a Great Summer!