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Awesome Whatsapp Status In English
Hakuna Matata!!! – The great motto to live life...
I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
I'm not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst.9
I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
My attitude based on how you treat me.
The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.
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Some Awesome Status For Whatsapp
Yeah You - The one reading my status, Get Lost!
I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
When I'm good I'm best , when I'm bad I'm worst.
I’m poor. I can’t pay attention in class room.
Me and my wife live happily for 25 years and then we met…
Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude.
Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine.
I know the voices in my head aren’t real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
I loved a girl and she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that's not fair…
Awesome Friendship Status
A day spend with friends is always a day well spend.
A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.
A true friend is someone who never gets tried of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again.
Relation of friendship is greater then the relation of blood.
Best Awesome Quotes For Whatsapp
Waiting for Wi-Fi network.
Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend.
I started out with nothing and i still have most of it :)
I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want.
I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card
Your Whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me
They say we learn from our mistakes. So I'm making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius.
I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast I never commented “Cute pic dear“ on girls profile picture.
I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”
Attitude Status For Whatsapp In English
If your bad. Call me your Dad.
Friends are the family you choose
Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
Sleep till you’re hungry... Eat till you’re sleepy.
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status...
lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number.
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: It’s Awesome, Now Run!
I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to you and hold you tight because you define what true friendship really is.
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Funny Awesome Status For Whatsapp
I love my job only when I'm on vacation
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
I'm not virgin, my life fucks me everyday.
I'm so poor that I can't pay attention in class.
Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.
Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
Save water drink beer.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
Best Awesome Statuses About Life
An awesome moment: when you update your status with somebody in your mind and that person like your status first.
Awesome Feeling, Being so close with someone that you insult each other all the time and never get offended. ^_^
Best conversations always happen late in the night. :)
Honesty is the best gift you can give.
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it
I like crazy people, especially those who don't see the risk.
If you realize that you spend nice moments beside someone, that means that your heart loves that person.
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up
That 'Awesome moment', when you see someone's status,and you know it's aimed at you :-)
That Amazing Moment.. When YOu DrOp YOur PhOne.. But, The HeadphOnes Save Its Life.. ^_-
That Awesome Moment, When You Find A Free WiFi In Public Places.. :-D
That awesome moment when we bunkers get more marks !! Than attenders :D ;)
Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome. It just happens. They ignore you now, but they will need you later.
When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke..